Aspall

Aspall Classic Organic Suffolk Cyder: 2/10: Not good at all, unbelievably fizzy, came out of my nose (Will edit: Matt’s obviously not well hung… I have to disagree with this entire review! Im going 8.5/10: Pretty good, somewhat fizzy, stayed in my mouth.)

Aspall Clement Four Cyder: special offer 10/1: “WILL! How’s the cider?!” “It’s pretty good to be fair” “DRINK” Solid 8/10.

Aspall Cyderkyn: 20L/10: He is now part of the family. The cider is kin. Birthdays, parties, biceps, 6 month old cakes, hammocks, international shenanigans: he’s been there for us through it all, and we couldn’t ask for a better cider. I love you baby Aspall: born 20L 2/3/16 – 29/3/16. We will miss you. See you in heaven.

Aspall Draught: 9.5/10: I’ve heard rumours about this beauty, and boy does it not disappoint. So good, I’d highly recommend this to anyone who enjoys a good still cider! Edit: Tasty from the bottle as well, a Henry Elm Parker favourite!

Aspall Harry Sparrow Suffolk Cyder: 8/10: A good solid cyder, why is the cyder always gone, this is the world’s end. Soothes a dead mans chest after a sip.

Aspall Imperial Vintage No. 286: 8.9/10: Lovely addition to the Aspall line. 8.2% – I went from being sober, via John Mate and beer pong, to drunk. Woop qq!

Aspall Isabel’s Berry Cider: 7/10: A fruity Aspall! And it’s really quite nice, given a lower rating due to the tiny sized bottle though, come on Aspall give me some more of this good stuff!

Aspall Perronelle’s Blush: 6/10: Probably the worst fruity cider, it maintains the taste of an apple cider with a hint of fruit. Too fruity to be a man’s drink, too much of a man’s drink to be a woman’s drink. Yeah I’m sexist deal with it.

Aspall Premier Cru Dry Cider: 5/10: Too fizzy, Jesus Christ it’s fizzy, smashed, so smashed! 

Aspall Waddlegoose Cyder: 9/10: Crisp and fruity, reminiscent of the original Waddlegoose Lane cider, the legend itself, and not just by name. This is a very nice cider. It’s even got a little sparkle.