Barbourne

Barbourne Painted Lady: 9/10: She’s a naughty cider, like backstreet prostitutes in Amsterdam, std ridden but boy is it worth it. Such a cultured number.

Barbourne Strawberry Cider: 8.5/10: Wimbledon in a glass, super creamy and full of strawberries. If this is cider then it’s dangerous, would give this to a baby for its first pint #getthemhookedearly

Barbourne Sweet Kernel: 6.5/10: Warm, but not bad. The ‘Post hasn’t got a fridge, but at least they have the ciders.